love positions – 101 Love Positions and a Love Test- Ready Honey?
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101 ways to please
or is it all just a tease?
I guess you’ll have to read
to see!
Love tests
ready honey?
Got the map
made a study?
Will you pass
or are you a dud-ie?
Are there really
101 love positions?
Are you sure
about your addition?
Ready set love secure
know your mate
for at least one year?
Is your lover as you think
or will he one day
most assuredly
cause you to drink?
Can she do it upside down
off the walls
or on the ground?
Wear a smile
replace that frown?
Do a twirl
without a sound?
Are there really 101
ways to please a lover?
Under sheets
or without covers.
In the dark
or lighted room
is that your neighbor
or is that the groom?
Can you, will you
do all now
climb a mountain
milk a cow
are you really who I want
or are you just another jaunt?
Is there more?
Gads what a chore!
101 ways
to please a lover!
Deciding which
without a hitch
might be something
we might miss.
Counting down to 99
at 55
are we still alive?
Are there REALLY
101 love positions?
Taking in the plan at hand
striking up that marching band
with all that sweat we’ll need a fan.
All bets are on
so spot me honey!
After this gig
you’ll owe me money!
I’ve spent some time
in books and TV
and am quite ready for a
101 spree.
Lots of laughs
and lots of gasps
I knew deep down
ohhh…
I could not last.
Remember all about that test?
I think I’ll put it all to rest
on 25 oh man alive
my back snapped
as I tried to comply.
I’m not as young as I once was
I am in fact a turtle dove.
I’m perched on a wire…
OH NO!
Not position 45er!
No oh no…
a plan…
to retire!
Are there REALLY 101 love positions?
101 ways to please a lover?
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Making Foreplay Elevate Your Sex Life To Its Peak.
The best way to enjoy sex is to spend quality time on it. Many folks routinely brush through sex as just a part of their very busy life. This takes all the passion and excitement out of it.
Sex must be slowly and thoroughly done in order for all its benefits to be enjoyed.
One way to do this is to spend quality time in foreplay. This is too vital.
While so many men may always reach orgasm within the first 2-5 minutes of penetration women take much longer. Chances are, by the time the woman is getting near orgasm, the man is already exhausted.
One way to beat this is through foreplay.
Foreplay builds up so much passion in women. The process of caressing her sensitive erotic parts; her nipples, neck and thighs releases such a burst of desire in her that in just a few minutes of penetration, she’s ready to climax.
This allows the male to considerably conserve his energy reserves and enjoy a very pleasurable sexual experience.
Also, the act of foreplay enables partners to understand each other and develop sexual chemistry on a deeper level.
This is so important.
Some folks, most especially women folk, really enjoy extended and exaggerated caressing and cuddling over sex. Foreplay enables you discover those hyper sensitive regions of your partner’s body that make your every sexual experience an exercise in excitement.
Granted, there are a few erogenous zones common to both male and female, one individuals response to touch, mannerisms and intensity differs greatly from another’s.
When it comes to sex, there are really no general rules of touch, caressing and massaging. Everyone’s sexual composition is unique. That’s why it’s so important to discover the what, how, where and when of your partner’s sexual makeup and fulfill it to the uttermost.
And this is possible only though foreplay.
Donn vikky’s passion for understanding and healing sex, love and relationship problems did not come easy. After waltzing tough countless failed relationships, he now possesses enough experience to transform any relationship from ordinary to extraordinary. He shares some of these powerful insights on his blog at www.naturallove.wordpress.com
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